Mutters, Rambles, and the Voices...
10/29/13
I can promise you now, that I am not crazy, but sometimes it can feel as if I am. I'm sure that everyone feels this way every now and again. I like to be funny and joke about this, but it can also be very serious.
But I don't really feel like getting serious right now, so maybe some other time. I've never written freely in something that someone else can readily read, so be patient with me if this isn't your cup of tea right from the get go.
I guess I'll get on with my mad mutterings.
1. The world is hugely bias against left-handers. Don't believe me? Try doing everything left handed for one day, just one day, and see how you like it. And don't forget to use the scissors... *Evil Laugh*
2. My roommate gets weirded-out when I randomly laugh at something. I just thought of something funny, give me a break! Just rest easy that I probably wasn't thinking of a plan as to how to freak you out even more... or was I?
3. I hate stepping on sidewalk cracks because every time I do, I think of that little ditty we used to sing as kids, "Step on a crack and you'll break your mother's back," and I really don't wanna break my mother's back, but then I think of how she grew up with no mother, and a string of step-mothers who she mostly hated so she would purposely step on the cracks... My mum is awesome, but her childhood sucked by the sound of it.
4. I hate how people think it's weird to wake up at six or seven o'clock in the morning. People, these hours were put into the day so people could use them, so no, it is not strange to do so! And by the way, just in case I haven't weirder people out enough, I can get up at six in the morning and be totally functional, without a single drop of coffee. Shocker!
5. I love turtles and unicorns. I don't really know why, I just have an absolute fascination with them. They're completely adorable!!!!! I mean turtles can completely hide in their shells and block out the world. They're like the little Emos of the animal kingdom. Then unicorns just rock because they're... well, they're unicorns, case in point.
6. People say that I jump from subject to subject really fast in conversation and most people don't see any sort of connection between the subjects. It all makes perfect sense in my head. Like, yes, I did just goes from talking about frogs, to history class, to Alexander the Great being egotistical, to my friend Jerry who's in the Army, to this one time that my youth group went to the carnival. It all makes sense to me, so why can't you follow that? Isn't the connection obvious? When we were talking about frogs, it reminded me of the rain forest, which reminded me of this one time in history class, and in my other history class my friend Jerry and I debated about how egotistical Alexander the Great was, well my friend Jerry is in the army, and my youth group took an army Humvee to the carnival. How do people not follow that?
7. When you can no longer remember any of your mad mutterings and rambles, yet you know you have so many more locked up inside you and you just want to write them down and get them out of you, but you just can't! Ugh!
Alright, I suppose that's enough from the voices today. Good bye voices.... And tootles for now readers...
I can promise you now, that I am not crazy, but sometimes it can feel as if I am. I'm sure that everyone feels this way every now and again. I like to be funny and joke about this, but it can also be very serious.
But I don't really feel like getting serious right now, so maybe some other time. I've never written freely in something that someone else can readily read, so be patient with me if this isn't your cup of tea right from the get go.
I guess I'll get on with my mad mutterings.
1. The world is hugely bias against left-handers. Don't believe me? Try doing everything left handed for one day, just one day, and see how you like it. And don't forget to use the scissors... *Evil Laugh*
2. My roommate gets weirded-out when I randomly laugh at something. I just thought of something funny, give me a break! Just rest easy that I probably wasn't thinking of a plan as to how to freak you out even more... or was I?
3. I hate stepping on sidewalk cracks because every time I do, I think of that little ditty we used to sing as kids, "Step on a crack and you'll break your mother's back," and I really don't wanna break my mother's back, but then I think of how she grew up with no mother, and a string of step-mothers who she mostly hated so she would purposely step on the cracks... My mum is awesome, but her childhood sucked by the sound of it.
4. I hate how people think it's weird to wake up at six or seven o'clock in the morning. People, these hours were put into the day so people could use them, so no, it is not strange to do so! And by the way, just in case I haven't weirder people out enough, I can get up at six in the morning and be totally functional, without a single drop of coffee. Shocker!
5. I love turtles and unicorns. I don't really know why, I just have an absolute fascination with them. They're completely adorable!!!!! I mean turtles can completely hide in their shells and block out the world. They're like the little Emos of the animal kingdom. Then unicorns just rock because they're... well, they're unicorns, case in point.
6. People say that I jump from subject to subject really fast in conversation and most people don't see any sort of connection between the subjects. It all makes perfect sense in my head. Like, yes, I did just goes from talking about frogs, to history class, to Alexander the Great being egotistical, to my friend Jerry who's in the Army, to this one time that my youth group went to the carnival. It all makes sense to me, so why can't you follow that? Isn't the connection obvious? When we were talking about frogs, it reminded me of the rain forest, which reminded me of this one time in history class, and in my other history class my friend Jerry and I debated about how egotistical Alexander the Great was, well my friend Jerry is in the army, and my youth group took an army Humvee to the carnival. How do people not follow that?
7. When you can no longer remember any of your mad mutterings and rambles, yet you know you have so many more locked up inside you and you just want to write them down and get them out of you, but you just can't! Ugh!
Alright, I suppose that's enough from the voices today. Good bye voices.... And tootles for now readers...
College Life... ... ... Yeah...
So yes, I have some rambling and complaints to do about college life.
1. Why does it cost me $5 to do two loads of laundry!?! You tell me it costs $1.25 per wash or dry, that I can't pack the washer and dryer too full, and then you give me tiny draws that I'm supposed to fit all my clothes in, so it's not like I have that long before I have to do laundry again! I'm already mixing my towels and jeans together, what more do you want from me?! I do have some common sense when it comes to doing the laundry, so it's not like I can just mix all of it together.
2. I have a randomly assigned roommate. If you can avoid it, do. I mean, don't get me wrong, we get along to a point, but we don't REALLY get along. Sure on paper it seems like we would. We're both decently clean people for living situation wise, we both like music, she was in band, and I choir, and we both have brown hair. That's about it. She likes country. I like screamo to classical, basically anything BUT country. I loath country music, she lives it. She is currently watching some country music awards thingy. I'm listening to A Day To Remember (gotta love Jeremy!). Anyways, she's a night person, I'm a morning. Doesn't work out to be the best situation. JS
3. The fitness building is at one end of the campus, the housing the other. With me loathing snow and being outside in the winter, I think it's easy enough to guess that I'm not going to be working out in the winter a whole lot. I mean, just getting to the fitness center is a workout itself, and yes, I am exaggerating, so get over it. To top it off, this place has the whole "gym intimidation" thing going on, so I can't life weights or do anything but the bikes or treadmills without totally feeling intimidated. You've all see the planet fitness commercials, it's like that.
4. The library is sooo full of books, but they all suck! Where is the Westerfeld or Patterson!?! Any Kiera Cass, Richelle Mead, Nora Roberts, C. C. Hunter, or Veronica Roth??? Why in the world not!? Instead they have book after book about science, math, philosophy, sociology, the arts, linguistics, anything else! Sure they're helpful, but soo boring to read, ugh. Hell, they even have a whole section of children's books! What do I get? I little corner of the library that has about ten or so good books. I'll be reduced to reading Green Eggs and Ham here soon. Good thing I brought a ton of books with me to college. *Evil Laugh*
Alright, I'm done complaining about college for now, but it's possible I may have to go one more about this or in more depth later. One never knows what will strike there fancy in the future.
1. Why does it cost me $5 to do two loads of laundry!?! You tell me it costs $1.25 per wash or dry, that I can't pack the washer and dryer too full, and then you give me tiny draws that I'm supposed to fit all my clothes in, so it's not like I have that long before I have to do laundry again! I'm already mixing my towels and jeans together, what more do you want from me?! I do have some common sense when it comes to doing the laundry, so it's not like I can just mix all of it together.
2. I have a randomly assigned roommate. If you can avoid it, do. I mean, don't get me wrong, we get along to a point, but we don't REALLY get along. Sure on paper it seems like we would. We're both decently clean people for living situation wise, we both like music, she was in band, and I choir, and we both have brown hair. That's about it. She likes country. I like screamo to classical, basically anything BUT country. I loath country music, she lives it. She is currently watching some country music awards thingy. I'm listening to A Day To Remember (gotta love Jeremy!). Anyways, she's a night person, I'm a morning. Doesn't work out to be the best situation. JS
3. The fitness building is at one end of the campus, the housing the other. With me loathing snow and being outside in the winter, I think it's easy enough to guess that I'm not going to be working out in the winter a whole lot. I mean, just getting to the fitness center is a workout itself, and yes, I am exaggerating, so get over it. To top it off, this place has the whole "gym intimidation" thing going on, so I can't life weights or do anything but the bikes or treadmills without totally feeling intimidated. You've all see the planet fitness commercials, it's like that.
4. The library is sooo full of books, but they all suck! Where is the Westerfeld or Patterson!?! Any Kiera Cass, Richelle Mead, Nora Roberts, C. C. Hunter, or Veronica Roth??? Why in the world not!? Instead they have book after book about science, math, philosophy, sociology, the arts, linguistics, anything else! Sure they're helpful, but soo boring to read, ugh. Hell, they even have a whole section of children's books! What do I get? I little corner of the library that has about ten or so good books. I'll be reduced to reading Green Eggs and Ham here soon. Good thing I brought a ton of books with me to college. *Evil Laugh*
Alright, I'm done complaining about college for now, but it's possible I may have to go one more about this or in more depth later. One never knows what will strike there fancy in the future.
A blurb for blurb's sake
Alright, funny little blurb to add.
Me: I need to get a new planner... mine is almost dead.
Roomy: Why?
Me: Well, think about it, it's a year-long monthly planner... and it's almost the end of that year...
Roomy: Oh.
Had to share, too funny.
Me: I need to get a new planner... mine is almost dead.
Roomy: Why?
Me: Well, think about it, it's a year-long monthly planner... and it's almost the end of that year...
Roomy: Oh.
Had to share, too funny.
Rambling of nothing...
Ever feel like saying something even when you don't know what you're going to say? Yeah, that's me right now.
Alright, random rambles I suppose, about what ever comes to mind....
Shipping:
Yes I ship, and yes, I love it. So, here's a list of ships that I, well, ship. Oh, and by the way, I'm one of those people that has one favorite character or so and just likes to see them shipped with others, many others sometimes. Not really an OTP kinda person.
Iron man x Loki (Frostiron)
Iron man x Captain America (If I had to choose an OTP, this would be it though.) (Stony)
Iron man x Bruce Banner (Science Bros)
Steve x Coulson (Capsicoul)
Loki x Thor (Thorki)
Sam x Dean (Wincest!)
Dean x Castiel (Destiel)
Eric Northman x Sooki (...I don't know what this is called...)
Sherlock x John (Johnlock)
And I'm sure there's more, I just can't think of all my glorious ships. Isn't that just the best world to describe them too? Glorious...
Alright, next on the mind is...
Do you ever sit and wonder what technology will advance with next? Alright, I'm gonna list off some devices or advancements that should be made, or made popular!
1.) Saw these wicked shoes on Back to the Future where you just slip your foot in and it tightens around your foot. Totally need some of those. Just make sure they're not too tight.
2.)Hover board! Hello, anyone that has ever read The Uglies series by Scott Westerfeld wants one of these beasts! Just make sure it doesn't over heat too easy and blows up on me, though the whole solar power feature is pretty cool...
3.) The whole projecting screen thing, where it just projects into mid air, no background required. That would be cool, and you always see it in the movies, like in Catching Fire when they watch TV. No more screens, no more bulky devices, just this little watch or platform that shoots it out, as big as yah want it!
4.) I don't really know if this counts, but they should add scent to movies. They already have motion, hence "motion picture," we already have feel on occasion (like when it's raining in the film and you're at one of those real fancy theaters that squirts water at you), I'm pretty sure we don't really want to delve into the whole taste aspect (especially with allergies), so why not smells? Obviously they'd have to be careful of people's allergies, but it would be so cool to see the characters in a field of daisies and to SMELL the daisies! Think of The Wizard of Oz! They'd be all like "Disclaimer: The poppies will NOT knock you out."
5.) Wireless head phones. Obviously they're probably already created, but they should become a LOT more popular, and accessible. Just stick two little ear buds in your ears and be dead to the world. No one would even notice. And, your head phones won't short on you when you drop your ipod or whatever. Mine did that recently... just peachy.
Alright, enough random rambles. I know I only touched on two subjects, but hey, it's not like anyone is reading this anyways. Just kidding, even if no one is, that's a bit melodramatic and, well... middle school. Tata for now.
Alright, random rambles I suppose, about what ever comes to mind....
Shipping:
Yes I ship, and yes, I love it. So, here's a list of ships that I, well, ship. Oh, and by the way, I'm one of those people that has one favorite character or so and just likes to see them shipped with others, many others sometimes. Not really an OTP kinda person.
Iron man x Loki (Frostiron)
Iron man x Captain America (If I had to choose an OTP, this would be it though.) (Stony)
Iron man x Bruce Banner (Science Bros)
Steve x Coulson (Capsicoul)
Loki x Thor (Thorki)
Sam x Dean (Wincest!)
Dean x Castiel (Destiel)
Eric Northman x Sooki (...I don't know what this is called...)
Sherlock x John (Johnlock)
And I'm sure there's more, I just can't think of all my glorious ships. Isn't that just the best world to describe them too? Glorious...
Alright, next on the mind is...
Do you ever sit and wonder what technology will advance with next? Alright, I'm gonna list off some devices or advancements that should be made, or made popular!
1.) Saw these wicked shoes on Back to the Future where you just slip your foot in and it tightens around your foot. Totally need some of those. Just make sure they're not too tight.
2.)Hover board! Hello, anyone that has ever read The Uglies series by Scott Westerfeld wants one of these beasts! Just make sure it doesn't over heat too easy and blows up on me, though the whole solar power feature is pretty cool...
3.) The whole projecting screen thing, where it just projects into mid air, no background required. That would be cool, and you always see it in the movies, like in Catching Fire when they watch TV. No more screens, no more bulky devices, just this little watch or platform that shoots it out, as big as yah want it!
4.) I don't really know if this counts, but they should add scent to movies. They already have motion, hence "motion picture," we already have feel on occasion (like when it's raining in the film and you're at one of those real fancy theaters that squirts water at you), I'm pretty sure we don't really want to delve into the whole taste aspect (especially with allergies), so why not smells? Obviously they'd have to be careful of people's allergies, but it would be so cool to see the characters in a field of daisies and to SMELL the daisies! Think of The Wizard of Oz! They'd be all like "Disclaimer: The poppies will NOT knock you out."
5.) Wireless head phones. Obviously they're probably already created, but they should become a LOT more popular, and accessible. Just stick two little ear buds in your ears and be dead to the world. No one would even notice. And, your head phones won't short on you when you drop your ipod or whatever. Mine did that recently... just peachy.
Alright, enough random rambles. I know I only touched on two subjects, but hey, it's not like anyone is reading this anyways. Just kidding, even if no one is, that's a bit melodramatic and, well... middle school. Tata for now.